2009年12月23日星期三

b@st@rd......

I have been using Streamyx for more than 3 years.How should I say it?When I got my Streamyx for a few days,I thought the speed is amazing but sadly no.My dl speed capped at 50 to 60 kB which is less than 50% than the package that I bought.Even my buddy,WX can reach 170 kB without breaking a sweat.Streamyx is getting outrageous nowadays.It is like a gamble when you used Streamyx.If you lucky,you will get a good line like my buddy but if you get a line like me,you will be sadly disappointed.Not to mention that sometime Streamyx will become slow for no reason.Year after year,they earn till the money can collapse their building.But service?Sucks till the max!Many people complaint but all were taken lightly or not even be bothered!So much money but cant upgrade the facility.Big liar!Malaysia semua cakap apa apa boleh,tapi akhirnya semua blah la!Sucks!Maxis constantly dc,Streamyx slow,Celcom small area and all come from Malaysia.With this kind of attitude,even the phrase Malaysia boleh will not help our country improve.Useless!People with 512 package can easily outmatch my download speed.Wth Streamyx?Eat money till cant move?Compared to other country,our connection is belong to stone age!Useless....I dont know what to say.If you guys have problems related to streamyx or unsatisfied with it,please comment here to show Streamyx that they need to change their attitude,be it youtube's video buffering or slow upload.

2009年12月6日星期日

my pl@nt and p3t :

I know that many people love plant.Some even have too much plants that they simply lost in it!Nah,just joking.Planting trees and flowers can be a fun hobby though.Well,last week,my family and I went to Cameron Highland.Bought a lot of plants at there.I got my first plant and it is a monkey cup or commonly known as pitcher plant.Its weird structure and unique really attracted my attention.The pitcher,is used to trap insects and digest them.Kinda cool right?So this mean my plant is carnivore.I also plan to get a venus flytrap even though I dont know where I should get them from.Besides pitcher plant,I got myself a stone plant as well.Dont know what is that.The leaves are...just like stones!Heres the picture. :D




Now bout my pet.When you mentioned bout pet,the first thing that come across people's mind is normally the cute animal we have such as dog,cat,rabbit,hamster and many many more.Seldom people think or dont even realized that non animal can be a cute pet as well!Skip bout all those dog and cat thing.What I am talking right now,ya you know,is breeding weird creature like snake ,lizard and those kind of thing.This Tuesday,I went to Ikano Power Centre to get myself a pet.And my pet is a tarantula!Tarantula in short term means big,giant,huge spider!I got my Chilean rose as my first tarantula and it was quite awesome.Name it Goldie cause it is just like covered in gold colour.Actually it is quite docile and I have been handling him quite a lot of time.This fellow cost me rm120!Haha.But nvm,it was worth the money.lolx,it was eating cricket.








Yesterday,when I went out to get something,I found that it disappeared from its cage meaning that it had ran away.When I found it,guess where it is?It was under the body builder thing,Guess it just want to build muscle I guess!:D

I am definitely going to get another tarantula,to add another to my pet collection :D

2009年11月23日星期一

t@g..........


Tag.
(by seast fruit seller,Wei Chai~)
32 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This:


1. What Color Is Your Toothbrush:
-white
2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today:
-me :)

3. What were you doing at 8 AM?:
- sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?:
- gaming

5. What was the last thing you had to drink?:
-Boss,milo ice satu!

6. Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook?:
- nobody

7. Ever go cam...ping?:
- yeah.

8. Do you go to church every Sunday?:
- Nope.

9. What did your last text message say?:
- wan go sunway ma?

10. Where is your dad?:
- toilet =.=

11. Look to your left, what do you see?:
- staircase

12. What color is your watch?:
- invisible cause I dont have 1.....

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
- monopolying and gaming.)

14. How old are you?:
- sixteen.

15. Do you want to change your name?:
- Nope.

16. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?:
- a bunch,a group,an army of them,no lar,still dont know....

17. Would you kiss any of your facebook friends?:
- No

18. Who are the best huggers that you know?:
- me :)

19. List three favorite colors/shades:
- black,red,white

20. Have you ever fallen in love?:
- Bla~

21. How did you get your worst scar?:
- hit my knee on the stone when playing football,2 cm deep wound....
22. Do you like cats?:
- neutral

23. Do you love anyone?:
- My friends and pc.....

24.what do you hope to get on ur b'day?
-new computer or graphic card!

25.Do u plan any trip for ur next coming?
- Nope.

26. What do you usually do during the day?:
-gaming.

27. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?:
-no.

28. Is anyone jealous of you:
- I dunno -.-

29. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?:
- slipper.keke XD

30. Last song listened to?:
- 21 gun

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?:
-Wei Xiang

32. What is your favorite number?:
- 10




Tag 5 people to do the same thing:
you want to do go do la.Lazy =.=

2009年11月18日星期三

3@rth's myst3r13s.........

Man,is such a weird creature,without even knowing half of the earth's secrets,they decided to explore the space,looking for a suitable place to stay in the future.We actually dont need to explore the outer space to find mysteries.Our mother earth contains more mysteries than we can ever imagined.Take this as an example,the Devil's Kettle in USA.Not the Devil's Kettle in Jeniffer's Body ah.Why I say so?Have a look on this picture.So,Devil's Kettle does exist after all!In the picture,you can see that the river is split into two,with the right part flow into the river while the left part,well you know,vanished into the pot hole.Scientists have been puzzled by this mysterious event.Why?Since the surrounding rock in this waterfall is not made out of limestone,which mean there is no cave in the pot hole.Many scientists have try various ways to find where this pot hole lead to.Dye,Ping Pong balls,fruits and other things else have been thrown into this pot hole,but nothing come out from the location they expected,Lake Superior.Ya,some of you will think why dont use a GPS to track down the path.Nice one doofus,but the thickness of the rock in the pot hole prevent the signal from sending out.So how?I also dont know.But if some one want to commit suicide or want to find excitement,you can always find me and I will show you the right way :D(PS:If you scare of falling off from a tall place,imagined you are falling into this hole.Much more scary isnt it?)I think when I passed away,I wish that my ash will be scatter into this pot hole.Crazy right?keke :D
Well,there is a similar place like this known as Devil's Throat,but the details of it is relatively scarce.Well,how you enjoy another lesson of the wonder of the mother earth. :D

Next time,we will learn the mystery of the sea. :D

2009年11月4日星期三

f@sc1n@t10n.....

When I was a kid,I used to be fascinated with all kinds of insects,reptiles and all those stuff that normally people dont like.Even till this day,I still like those creatures very much.In fact,nothing had really caught my intention except for these few wonderful creatures.I know you will say it is disgusting but hey,you just cant criticize people's liking just because you dont like right?Ok,enough with the crap.Have you ever seen a house fly before?Of course you do!For those who never seen it,prepare your rocket and out from this Earth!(=.=)For me,like everyone else,really hate housefly because of its yucky suction sucker and its hairy body.But the fly I am going to say is this special fly,botfly.(ps:If you cant read it,then I suggest you stop it right here at once,I will not hold responsible should vomiting and loss of appetite occur.)

Botfly,like I said,is so much better looking than its cousin,the housefly.It looks like a bumble bee and much more bigger.Heres a pic of it.

As you can see,it so much better looking than its cousin right?Unlike housefly,botfly dont have a feeding tube.So I hypothesize that once this fly mates,it dies because it cant feed and its only purpose is to breed.Botfly is a kind of parasite which in this case,its the larvae which is the parasite.It normally infects rodents and mammals such as rabbit but if a human happened to be in the forest where it lives,human will also get infected as well.But thank god,this fly cant be found in Malaysia.This special fly can only be found at central America which is Mexico I think.The humid and dense tropical forest of Mexico provides an excellent place for botfly to breed.Botfly does not infect people like mosquito does.It some sort like a big bully for insect.Instead of directly hatched its egg on the host,it pick on an insect and let the weakling do the job.Mosquito normally is the victim.The eggs will take a free ride on the mosquito back and when the mosquito feeds on its victim,the warmness of the mammal and rodent will hatched the eggs,which tiny little maggots will spill out and dig a shit hole out of their host and STAY there,all for free.Heres a pic of the larvae.

The first picture ofthe larvae was taken right after it was plucked out from the human body.Notice the set of black fangs on the left hand side of the first pic and the front pic,ya,its their mouth part.See that black thing covered its body?Its actually a hook,designed to hook onto its victim so it will not get plucked easily.This is a pic of hole created by botflylarvae,known as warble.
Scary isnt it?Actually the larvae is divided into three stages,where at first stages,it is slim.At the second stage,its head is bigger than its body while in third stage,the larvae will looked like the picture I posted just now.This is the pic of a pupa of botfly.
When it infects people,this is the picture of it.The pic of the infected area and the surgical removal of the larvae.
Lucky for us,we human know how to remove it once we knew it is in our body right now,but for rodents,thing doesnt go so well because they CANT pluck it.Heres a pic of infected squirrel.
The above pic is the picture of the squirrel after the botfly larvae exited.There are some more pic for horse as well but for the sake of my reader,I wont do that. :D HUH,what did you say just now?I told you,read it at your own risk!

2009年10月18日星期日

3x@m f1n@l3...........

Yes,the long-awaiting thing is going to arrive in no time!That thing is final exam......Actually,I dont like to have it and I surely wont take it if I have a choice but exam is unavoidable right?Thats why I am trying to be optimistic thinking that I feel happy when final exam is around the corner.Guess that still havent work I think.(>.<)Haha,now the fact that I am studying right now turn out to be a huge suprise for everyone.Come on,no matter how playful I can get,I just cant afford to flunk my exam.Everybody looked at me like I had became an alien or what.Same thing also happened to me last PMR....Anyway,enough of the crap,I wish everyone study already or else they will be ready to flunk their exam in no time!

2009年10月12日星期一

th3 g00d 0ld d@ys..........


See the picture above?I know some of you will think that is a piece of old wooden board with some worn out words on it.Some of you will even think that this is a useless piece of shit!But to me,this thing is important,this thing lets me remember and be grateful to have this best friend which turn out to be a non Chinese fellow.Ya,his name is Naim.

The first year in secondary,I with Yik Soon were transfered from 1 Zam to 1 Ber.At that time,when I first saw him,I barely know or recognize him at all.Then fate lets me know him.When I was going to visit my new house,I saw a familiar face cycling at there,it was him.The next day,we started to talk to each other and eventually he became one of my best friend.

Soon afterward,we often hang out and I also keep going to his house to play.Lolx.Always hang at his house playing the us version of "Roda Impian".Damn him,he always so lucky that he managed to complete all without me knowing what it is.Yes I admit,I never win a single match playing with him at this game.We also used to play the tank game(forgot its name),and I always use cheat to play infinite ammo.Sometime,he get so fed up that he turn off the infinite ammo option,leaving me helpless to be massacred by him.Hey you cant say me noob because he play more than me remember?

He is also a computer freak.We often speak in some high tech language that even normal human cant understand us.Lolx.And the wooden board,well,it is a civic project done by me,him and two other friends.

But afterward,he went to Perak to attend boarding school.Since then,I seldom make contact with him.Sometimes,when during holiday,the time when he was allowed to come back to house,he always try his best to come and find me.But unfortunately,either is because he is too busy or I was not around at that time.But never mind,at least we try to contact each other right?

Before I end my post,I just want to say that I am grateful to have him as my friend.

The end.

2009年9月26日星期六

th3 90/10 pr1nc1pl3.....

What I am about to write is something useful that can be applied to your life.Read it,understand it and it will change your life(or at least,the way you react to situations)

What is this principle?
10% of life is made up of what happens to you.Another 90% of life is decided by how you react....

What does this mean?
We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us.

Ex.
We cant stop the car from breaking down.
The plane will be late arriving,which throws our whole schedule off.
A driver may cut us off in the traffic.

We have really NO control over this 10%

BUT the other 90% is different.
YOU determine the other 90%

How?.... By your reaction.

You cant control a red light.
However you can control your reaction.

Do not let people foll you.
YOU can control how you react.

Let us use an example.....

You are having breakfast with you family.
Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee
Onto your business shirt.
You have no control over what has just happened.

What happens next
will be determined by how you react.

You curse.
You harshly scold your daughter for knocing the cup over.
She breaks down in tears.

After scolding her,you turn yo your wife
and you criticize her for placing the cup
too close to the edge of the table.
A short verbal battle follows.

You storm upstairs and change your shirt.
Back downstairs,you find your daughter has been too busy crying
to finish her breakfast and getting ready to go to school.
She misses the bus.

You spouse must leave immediately for work.
You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school.

Because you are late,
you drive 40 miles per hour
in a 30mph speed limit zone.

After a 15-minute delay and throwing
RM150 traffic fine away,you arrive at school.
Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye.

After arriving at the office 20 minute late,
You realize you forgot your briefcase.
You day has started terrible.As it continues,it seems to get worse and worse.
You look forward to coming home.

When you arrive home,you find a small wedge
in your relationship with you wife and daughter.Why?

Because of how you reacted in the morning.

Why did you have a bad day?

A)Did the coffee cause it?
B)Did your daughter cause it?
C)Did the policeman cause it?
D)Did you cause it?

The answer in "D"

You have no control over what happened with the coffee.

How you reacted in those 5 seconds
is what caused your bad day.Here is what could have and should have happened.

Coffee splashes over you.
Your daughter is about to cry.

You gently say:
"It's okay,honey,you just need to be
More careful next time."

Grabbing a towel,you go upstairs and change your shirt.
You grab your briefcase,and you come back down in time to look through
the window and see your child getting on the bus.
She turns and waves.You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff.

Notice the difference?


Two different scnarios.
Both started the same.
Both ended different.
Why?

Because of how you reacted.

You really have no contorl over 10%
of what happens in your life.

The other 90% determined by your reaction.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic?

Do you lose your temper?
Pound on the sterring wheel?
Do you curse?Does your blood pressure skyrocket?
Who cares if you arrive 10 seconds later at work?
Why let the cars ruin your drive?

Remeber the 90/10 Principle
and dont worry about it.

You are told you lost your job.
Why lose sleep and get irritated?
It will work out.

Use you worrying energy and time
to find a a new job.

Millions of people are suffering
from undeserved stress,
trials,problems and headaches.

We all must understand and apply the 90/10 Principle.
It can change your life!

Absolutely everything we do,give,say,or even think,its like a Boomerang,
It will come back to us..If we want to recieve,we need to learn to give first...
Maybe we will end with our hands empty,
but our heart will be filled with love.....

And those who love life,have that feeling marked in their hearts.....
The End

2009年9月24日星期四

st0p th@t!

Fuck,I had enough with you.Day by day you keep ask me to study,holiday also have to study.Not like I am some stupid fellow who constantly need to study to improve himself.If school day,you tell me to study,I will.But holiday?Come on!Like my whole classmates,I am the one who are forced to study during holiday.I really had enough.Study is a taboo for me during holiday.Mention it and you will expect to receive scolding.Damn it.Dont keep saying that this is for my future.I know what I am doing and I dont need you to tell me what should I do.Jesus Christ,why all my clever friends also faced the same problem like me ?I had enough.Holiday is my day,you have no right to decide what I should do.Darn it!I am really sick of it.Keep telling me that if I dont get scholarship,then I will go to Form 6.So?My life is for me to handle.I know how to manage my life.Form 6 or whatever,I will go through by myself.My future,I shape it myself,not you!So can you please stop bugging me bout all this study thing.Its making me crazy!Argggggg!Tell you,I just dont study during holiday and now,quit telling me to study!

2009年9月22日星期二

t1tl3l3ss..........

As time passes by,our bond of friendship grows stronger and stronger.The fun we have is getting much more better.But at what price?Separation is the price we have to pay.Little do we know that in less than two years,all of us will go its own separate way.So at that time,do we still having fun like we used to be or we eventually become a total stranger towards each other?At that time,some of us will further our study at other country,while others work or study here.Sad to say,this is what will happen.And when this happened,we will contact each other less often and eventually we will not make any contact unless it is important.Only happy moments and pictures will accompany us during that moment.Yes,indeed it will be a sad moment.The more fun we had,the stronger the bond,the more sadness and tears will come in the end.Lets hope that this thing will not really happened to us because I believe my friends will not abandon me even if we are separated at other country or place.I hope...I hope so..........Treasure your friendship as it will be one of your most valuable asset in your life.Even if you make new friends,please dont forget you old friends as they been through everything with you more than your newly made friends.thats all.....

2009年9月14日星期一

b1@s b1tch.......

I promised to my this Malay friend that I will never ever raise sensitive issue again.Sorry bro,there is just some fellow who like to make thing worse.Yes,I am referring you to bitch,My dear bitchie headmistress!All these while,I have been holding back,dont want to say anything again but your action forced me to do so.What have you done?Dont give me the fucking innocent look!Still blur?Do you know the preparation of Tang Lung festival?Surprise?Ya you should be.People have been preparing this for nearly a month and was going to finish preparing and then suddenly you appeared from nowhere and said this festival cant be continued.And the reason you gave was grouping are not allowed during H1N1 outbreak.Ya right,like your Muslim gathering at the surau is not considered a group activity.What kind of fuck fucking sickening accuse is this?Cant you think any better than this?Even a small kid can makes a lie better than you.Cant you see how fucking bias you are?All this while,I thought only this kind of thing will happen in politics,thanks to you,I know all these things happened because it was started from some stupid fellow's bias act just like you.Everybody say Malaysia will prosper at year 2020,I doubt that.We try to live in peace with you all but there is just some people like you refused to.Is this our fault?If this kind of bias act already happened in school level,how about national level?With your this kind of fucking rotten attitude,dont expect Malaysia to be united even after 100 years!Have you ever heard this malay idiom?'Kerana nila setitik,rosak susu sebelanga.'Just because some fucking fellow like you,those innocent fellows were dragged down.Ya I know,after you read my post,you will say you will find my parents,blah blah blah because you are GUILTY right?Kanine,this kind of action done by a weakling like you doesnt prove to be effective la.Ban festival?So what,I dont need this festival to be held in my school in order to succeed.If you want to punish me,I just got 14 words for you,you are just a FUCK FUCKING LOOKING FUCKER WITH A FUCKING USELESS PUSSY AND BRAIN!!If you cant even differentiate between private matter and school matter,I suggest you retired and go back rear your pig!

People like you dont deserved my respect.Looking at your face make me puke.I rather spit on your than respect you.Pui!Before I end this,I have something to show you.Enjoy it.



NAH! o0o x1
NAH! o0o x2
NAH! o0o x3

If you want more,its my honour to do it for you.Cant understand what I am saying all these while?Oops sorry,I dont know that you cant read English.Maybe you can ask your fucking filial son to help you translate it.Worse come to worse,you come and find me to help you translate ba =.= Everybody,follow me,NAHo0o,NAHo0o,NAHo0o!and lastly KAPUI!
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And if somehow you managed to read and understand my blog,please dont go and find trouble with the teachers because they have nothing to do with it and you surely derserved it.Even if anger take over you and you decided to punish me,take a look of yourself in the mirror before you punish me and think why I scolded you.I scolded you because you are wrong,not because it is fun.Wrong is wrong .You cant change it even if you are the GOD.

2009年9月10日星期四

g1rl p0w3r........

**Disclaimer: There is some bad language in this post. Why? Because it's about FPSes. And for some reason, lots of people get butt hurt when they are shot. In a First Person SHOOTER. Go figure.**

Noob Tube

I was playing a little COD4 the other day on Vacant when all a sudden some heated bitching about a noobtuber scrolls up on my screen:

"You fuckin' noobtubing pussy."

To those familiar with FPSes, pillow talk like that is pretty normal and actually, pretty tame faire, especially for the COD4 crowd. But for those of you who prefer MMOs and aren't familiar with FPS terminology, a noobtube is usually an over powered but easily accessible weapon that takes little to no skill to use (for example, a rocket launcher or grenade launcher with sexy splash damage that you kinda' sorta' mabbe' aim in a general direction and rack up kills with.)

I don't think much about it, since I've heard much better and much more original insults with that one, usually involving someone's mother, a donkey and some cheese.

"You can't aim so you gotta' fuckin' use the noobtube, you fuckin' noob?"

I check the score. The noobtuber's only rank 14/55. He probably hasn't been playing very long, and when you start, you pretty much got the noobtube and nothing else perk wise.

I continue playing, hear some more bitching and drop an Airstrike on B since lots of idiots like to hide there in them weeds. Score! Here comes my Chopper.

And then, something that catches my attention.

"You play like a fuckin' girl."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

I check the leader boards.

I'm second. Where are they? Ohhh, both somewhere on the bottom on a 32 man server.

And oddly enough, I get ticked. Ticked enough to speak out.

At the end of the game I type, "You just lost to a "shitty" girl, moron."

(I know I know, not the wittiest come back, but you don't have a lot of time to type between rounds!)

* * *

Some believe that women gamers simply don't exist, a myth like the mighty Chupacabra. But in truth, WE ARE OUT THERE--we're simply stealthy and elusive. Like a Ninja (or should I say Kunoichi), or better yet, the magnificent Jackalope.

You see, the majority of competent female players tend to keep quiet, going about our business whether it be topping the DPS charts, dropping air strikes on vital choke points or "melting your face" without ramming our gender down your throat. We are "gamers" just like anyone else as opposed to "ZOMGZ TEE HEE grrl gamers," and the few that you do encounter telling people to "LOL Stop shoting, I'm a girl," or "My DPS is low because I'm PMSing ^^" are the vocal minority that give us all a bad name.

We are confident in our skills and don't need to use gender as a crutch, we can get our own Epics, and we aren't just cannon fodder for your AK-74u.

So the next time you're online someone calls you a "girl" think about it.

Is it really THAT bad to play like a winner?

XD

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A WARNING FROM ME,NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A GIRL GAMER! XD.YES,THE TOP POST WAS WRITTEN BY A GIRL.DAMN FUNNY XD

2009年8月31日星期一

g3nt1ng +bbq..............

Guys,please gather around and read what I am about to write right now.I have something to announce right now....I lose my virginity(ya you heard me) to a bunch of crazy girls and a gay during the very first day at Genting.Dont believe me?I will show you the evidence.Enjoy.

Raping scene.........

raped by Jie Ying,Chong,Yik Soon(Gay Betrayer) and Wei Chyi(Leader).....
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Lol,had a friend gathering yesterday at a field near the Tesco.Me,Yik Soon,Siew Fong,Jireh,Lup Cheong,Elaine,William,Stephanie,Jason,Wei Jian,Wee Seh,V Juan,Wei Xiang and another 3 more fellows whose names I dont know were invited to a bbq party which was organized by our HOST,Ming Hui.Enjoyed lots of fun and delicious food at there.The party started at 6pm and end at 12.30 midnight.Here are some pictures:


See wat see?Never see Leng Zhai B4 meh?

If you become satay seller ah,confirm fail de=.=

Whos the blackie fellow bside Ling Fong ah?

Jian:See my manly wet chest!
Fong:I don want la,I wan 2 see Juan de!

Jian:Don cry le.I promise I will be more man than him!
Fong:U say 1 de ah.

U got I dont have meh?_l_

Still can poss while grilling.Yeng!

Juan,She wan me de la,let her go!

That day was national day,but we celebrated for Michael Jackson=.=

After 12 midnight........

Tada!So sorry Ming Hui.I dont know it will stuck between your toes. =.=(secret)
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r@nd0m
Lol,that day me and my friend(dont wan tell his name) tried to call a prostitue.The fellow told us Japanese rm250,Tawanese rm230.He even told us to wait at the First World Hotel lobby if we are interested.Lolx.He also said that all of the girls are 19 years old.swt =.=.I am still keeping the number.....I also recalled an incident happened at Genting.Apparently,there was a guy asking me whether if I want girl or not?Maybe he saw me too Leng Zhai.I no money la boss.Free 1 can?hehe XD